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Post by Rade on Jan 24, 2005 20:56:50 GMT -5
You have got to be kidding me Gee Legs how silly of me .... what is yur highball of choice then or shall I just slide you a brown paper bag with a bottle in it? What would Inda think if I started serving minors some genuine draft? Egad the horror and how could I live with myself if you lost control of your bicycle and crashed on your way home whilst in a drinken stupor? Not to mention the town horde lead by Yoko standing outside the pub waving placards and hurling cheese and tomatoes at the pub sign. Cannot you imagine the terrible consequences that may occur over one lousy little drink?
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Post by Yoko Nishi on Jan 24, 2005 20:58:19 GMT -5
why would I, a good customer, lead a town mob against you Firin? I would protect the bar, not try to mob against it!
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Post by Amaretta on Jan 24, 2005 21:03:11 GMT -5
I would prolly be hurling those items at Firin's pub, just so he would have the fixins for a tomatoe and cheese sarnie
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Post by Morbid Eclipse on Jan 24, 2005 21:31:20 GMT -5
haha...for some reason this convo brings up images of pouring beer on a bar counter and lighting it on fire...ooohhh pretty
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Post by Rade on Jan 24, 2005 21:32:34 GMT -5
haha...for some reason this convo brings up images of pouring beer on a bar counter and lighting it on fire...ooohhh pretty And the craziness starts ....
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Post by Yoko Nishi on Jan 24, 2005 21:56:18 GMT -5
look what you started Firin, all because you denied Leg a drink and made up an outlandish story why, it might just come true!
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Post by Rade on Jan 25, 2005 10:28:28 GMT -5
look what you started Firin, all because you denied Leg a drink and made up an outlandish story why, it might just come true! This coming from the original Queen of Outlandishishness ... sheesh ... I think I need a drink. Ahhh heck ... drinks are on me everyone!! *murmurs* ...again.
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Post by Amaretta on Jan 25, 2005 10:56:49 GMT -5
Your offerin? cool I knew we could count on you Firin cheers!!!
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Post by Rade on Jan 25, 2005 11:59:44 GMT -5
And who is first in line LOL a) my best customer b) my greatest admirer c) my shining beacon d) some lady who with a single huff would disintegrate a breathalyzer Awww don't be fallin off yur zimmer again ya know the answer is c ... sheesh
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Post by Morbid Eclipse on Jan 25, 2005 12:22:50 GMT -5
"dos Margaritas por favor" ...or I'll start spitting fire-balls at you
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Post by Sableice on Jan 25, 2005 13:42:30 GMT -5
Hey if your handing out free Margaritas. I won't complain. Blend one or two aww heck three for me....
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Post by Amaretta on Jan 25, 2005 14:34:37 GMT -5
A, B and D also Firin btw... if you don't tip the zimmer over, it shant fall
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Post by TheUncleanOne on Jan 25, 2005 19:38:14 GMT -5
haha...for some reason this convo brings up images of pouring beer on a bar counter and lighting it on fire...ooohhh pretty Morbid, if the beer you drink is flamable, you're not drinking beer.
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Post by Morbid Eclipse on Jan 25, 2005 20:10:39 GMT -5
Morbid, if the beer you drink is flamable, you're not drinking beer. you can light beer on fire, but it goes out soo fast, but the thought of wasting perfectly good absinthe or the like just breaks my little black heart
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Post by TheUncleanOne on Jan 26, 2005 19:52:11 GMT -5
OMG: 22 days instead of 9.
BARKEEP, Vodka, leave the bottle, and keep replacing it until the counter is back to 9 days or less!
Set'em up people, this round's on me.
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Post by Rade on Jan 27, 2005 14:10:32 GMT -5
There there X ... let's not be drowning our sorrows in a bottle of Vodka. Let's beat on Lego instead. No ... I'm just kidding. Sorry Legs. *sigh* (pours us a drink) Salut!
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Post by Yoko Nishi on Jan 27, 2005 15:55:22 GMT -5
Firin, you need to cut down on the drinking, cause if you don't and I find you passed out on the street outside the Pub, I will kick you...cause it's a reason why you shouldn't drink too much, wouldn't want anything bad to happen to you Mr. Long Legs!
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Post by Asya on Jan 27, 2005 17:00:57 GMT -5
FIGHT!!! FIGHT!!!! (Asya pics up bottle, breaks it off at the neck, slips on the spilled beer and end up in hospital) Dang it. I missed it all.
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Post by Rade on Jan 27, 2005 21:13:14 GMT -5
lol Asya my dear ... Yoko kicking me was simply implied and isn't quite the powderkeg of violence that you had hoped to ignite. Those were some nice moves though right up to the part where ... well let's just say you had everybody in the pub wincing. Flowers are on the way as is a plastic bottle of homebrewed beer ... I hope your next visit to the pub won't be so ...ermm ... spectacular.
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Post by Amaretta on Jan 27, 2005 21:49:27 GMT -5
Surely your not using the coins which I drop in your till for violence now are ya Firin? This should cover your for the next few rounds whilst X is having his way with that bottle of Voddy Of course... you could put an in ground swimming pool here instead of that..... moat and fill THAT with voddy
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Post by Eldarion on Jan 28, 2005 14:50:51 GMT -5
So this is the Pub, eh? Nice joint. Barkeep, set up a round on me for my bud Demo. He earned extra points in the Book Quote game. And get me a pint o' something frosty while you're at it.
Anyone got a sovereign for the juke?
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Post by Yoko Nishi on Jan 28, 2005 16:11:40 GMT -5
wait, what? I didn't kick you, I was saying if you collapsed from drunkeness I would, unless I missed something and you did? *sorry, very out of it, my GF has mono, I might be getting it too, my mind is on other things*
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Post by Asya on Jan 28, 2005 22:22:29 GMT -5
(running through the western saloon swinging doors) Firin! Firin! Inda sick! Quick, we need something for "medecianal" purposes. Yeah. That one! The good stuff!
I'll take it there personally. If you don't hear back from me in a couple of days...
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Post by Yoko Nishi on Jan 28, 2005 22:30:47 GMT -5
run, Asya, run! You must save Inda!
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Post by Talairina on Jan 29, 2005 17:48:08 GMT -5
Can I have a Blue Sh** please? Oh and a Guniess for Tsinth, A bud for Loohy, A Vodka and coke for Walshy, Then again you could jsut pass me a crate or two of Irish Knight's and me and personailty's would be more than happy. Oh and Inda must be saved so Asya here... *hands Asya a pair of 'super-dooper running shoes'* Just remember to not accidently spill any of that 'special' medince in to your throat Asya Tal
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Post by Morbid Eclipse on Jan 29, 2005 17:50:52 GMT -5
Oh and a Guniess for Tsinth *cough* GUINNESS tal *cough* ...sorry there mate, but Guinness is my life blood...only beer I truely love, and I'm going to go all the way to Ireland just to get a proper pint ;D
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Post by Rade on Jan 29, 2005 18:25:21 GMT -5
So this is the Pub, eh? Nice joint. Barkeep, set up a round on me for my bud Demo. He earned extra points in the Book Quote game. And get me a pint o' something frosty while you're at it. Anyone got a sovereign for the juke? Greets Eldarion, yeah the joint is starting to come together ... I just need to find more reliable help . Why don't you and Demo set yourselves up by the fireplace and I'll send over yur drinks asap. The juke's on the fritz but if you slide Yoko a drink he'll belt out a tune.
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Post by Rade on Jan 29, 2005 19:10:00 GMT -5
Can I have a Blue Sh** please? Tal I've searched high and low and I can't seem to find a recipe for this? Will a glass of Windex suffice?
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Post by Amaretta on Jan 29, 2005 20:39:04 GMT -5
Firin me lad, could this be the concoction that Tal is searching for? Blue Screw - 1 shot(s) Blue Curacao - Fill glass(es) Orange Juice
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Post by Eldarion on Jan 29, 2005 20:54:51 GMT -5
I'm going to go all the way to Ireland just to get a proper pint ;D It comes in pints? I'm getting one...
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